Idag blir det en rolig gammal historia

Chris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says:
"I think you'll find, I wasn't talking to you."

(Tack Gotte)